"I don't know what that is..."

Totally high school: I went bowling with some chick I met in a bar and whooped her ass because she had never bowled the big ball before.  So she sucked at that.  I didn't bowl my greatest game because I haven't bowled in a while not because I couldn't function due to how striking this girl was (no pun intended...bowling, striking).  Let's just say that the beer goggles had taken effect that night at the bar.  I didn't remember her being only 5'0 tall, maybe shorter for one thing.  The good thing about bowling was that some old guy gave us a coupon for two free games.  I paid for the other two games, naturally.  It was more money than expected but whatever, I love bowling.  Man she was not good.

Bowling took all of half an hour.  As far as I was concerned the date could have been over but I decided to be nice.  As we walked out of the alley I noticed a hotel room next door.  "Want to get a room?" I asked jokingly.  She said no.

Then we were driving and passed a playground.  The girl said she likes playgrounds so we went.  There was also a beach that had great skipping rocks and no waves. Money!  I skipped rocks for an hour or so while we talked.  And now we get to the interesting part.  I don't know how it came up exactly oh wait I remember a little.  I was asking her what certain buildings were that we could see.  (Mind you, she grew up in South Boston)  We were looking at UMass and I asked what are those big red buildings and she responded "UMass...???" I knew I was in trouble.  So then pointed to the Pru and the Hancock and asked what they were.  She said "The Prudential and...I don't know that one."  A brief pause followed during which I gave her a look that said "are you kidding?"  Then she said "Hancock!"  Unbelievable.  Now thinking about it, it would have been funny if I grabbed her hand and put it on my cock.  Hancock > hand to cock.  She probably wouldn't have thought that was funny.  Then somehow the conversation went towards politics.  I asked her if she was Democrat or Republican to which she responded, "I don't know what that is." Jesus Christ!  I gave her yet another look of are you kidding me.  We talked for a little while and then left.  I took her home, went to Anna's, and deleted her number from my phone.

That is why I don't want to meet girls in bars.

Also, did you see the woman at the Red Sox game who MO'ed with the woman sitting next to her while the woman sideline reporter was talking?  It was really funny.  They were cougars.